Most
elected politicians have no experience of business management and the few that
have didn’t get it managing small and medium enterprises.
So what
can government teach us about business management? Plenty!
Take
recruitment for example. If you’ve not enough work to fully occupy all your
staff, stop recruiting. Don’t be like our government and keep allowing people
in; especially if they’ve no useful skills.
What
about discipline? Make sure that all your employees have a copy of your
handbook, in which you clearly set out the terms and conditions of employment
in your business, including the process for dismissing troublemakers. This way
you’ll avoid having any Abu Hamza situations.
Government
can teach us much about product development. In particular the fact familiar to
most engineers that there comes a time when a design has to be “frozen”.
Failure to do so gives rise to situations familiar to the Ministry of Defence,
where huge budget overruns and late delivery are commonplace – not to mention
having aircraft carriers but no planes to land on them.
Continuous
Professional Development! Follow the example of government who appoint
Ministers with no previous experience of managing the function for which they
are to be responsible. Wait until they’ve made a few costly errors, and then
move them on to another post where they have no previous experience. In the
real world it’s just about acceptable to move new graduates/trainees that way
to give them exposure to the different aspects of your business; just as long
as you can stand the cost.
Public
Relations is an area where governments of all shades have much to teach us.
First, let every Tom Dick and Harriet leak to the media. That way you’ll get
lots of opportunity to speak to the media to make clear that what they’ve heard
isn’t (necessarily) company policy. If you have a new product to launch, make
sure that you leak it to the media months
before the launch so that by the time of the launch everyone is heartily sick
and tired of hearing about it and your competitors have had time to prepare
their knocking copy.
If
you’ve not developed a new product or service for years, give your old ones a
new name and re-launch them with a new colour or logo. That’ll fool everyone!
Most
important of all, just as the members of successive governments have had no
experience of running businesses, be absolutely certain to have a board that
has no idea whatever of what your company does.